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Old 10-27-2010, 02:49 PM
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Default Re: The Hunting/Shooting Thread

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Originally Posted by Montauk Surf View Post
I'll buy a live coyote off you. I just bought coyote urine in an effort to repel the racoons tearing up my lawn.

All I want to know is how they obtain the piss
Mr. Montauk you are, as I know from all your posts, an exceptionally intelligent man, and I am surprised that you do not know the answer to that question.
First you wait for them to kill a prized 500 dollar calf as they regularly do here in Linwood. Then you run them off and securely bury about 30 empty bean cans around the dead animal. Slip back quietly that night and cut loose with a 3 inch high powered 12 gauge duck shell. This scares the p**s out of them. At least 2 out of the 30 cups will have the desired harvest in them.
Do not pass this on as I am trying to get a patent on the procedure.
I know, I've got too much BS in me today, as usual.

MULE.
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