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Old 02-09-2006, 03:25 PM
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Default Fishing v Sex

I can't recall if I saw this posted on SSc before so I figured I'd share...

Fishing vs Sex

20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.

19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with
you once in a while.

16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you
don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you
become famous.

14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished
with long ago.

13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to
feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't
object if you Fish with someone else.

10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by

9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they
are really an undercover cop.

8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to
buy Fishing stuff.

7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting
sued for Fishing harassment.

6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
subscribe to the Playboy channel.

4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of
your life.

3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
interest in it.

2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to
enjoy your favorite activity.

1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again?
We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
Perhaps the greater hubris of man is that we can keep the status quo of Earth's environment, not that we can change it.

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I'm not just a Fishermen, I'm the fishin magician!
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