A Football funny!!!
Peyton Manning, Eli Manning, and Tom Brady go to heaven to visit God and watch the Detroit Red Wings play a game of hockey. (Everyone knows that God is a Wings fan.) God decides who will sit next to him by asking the boys a question.
God asks Peyton Manning first. "Peyton," God says, "What do you believe?"
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky but I always tried to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Payton Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to his brother Eli Manning and asks, "Eli, what do you believe?"
Eli says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage, and honor are the fundamentals of life. I too have been lucky but, win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the field."
God is greatly moved by Eli's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Tom Brady and asks, "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
And that, my friends, is how the GIANTS won the Super Bowl...