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Old 05-19-2009, 09:09 AM
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Joe L's wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf.
Finally, one morning he relented and off they went. The first hole was a
par 3, 179 yards, and very pretty. Joe stepped up first and said,
"Now watch me, and do the same thing." He hit a beautiful shot and landed
on the green with about 30 feet to the cup.
The wife stepped up, drilled her ball, causing it to hook, ricochet off a tree,
bounce off a rock and roll up onto the green - dropping into the cup.
Joe looked at this, and said, "OK, now you know how to play, let's go home."
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Old 05-19-2009, 11:06 PM
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Joe L's wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf.

Hmmmmmmm....
And he didn't "bite".......or respond........

Maybe Joe L didn't see it.....
My response should PUSH it to the top again

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To nice of a day to be on the PC, shopping with the wife.
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:55 AM
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To nice of a day to be on the PC, shopping with the wife.

or is she giving you golf lessons.......
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To nice of a day to be on the PC, shopping with the wife.
At 7:45 AM? Give us a break Joe.... Shopping at the adult boutique?
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Old 05-20-2009, 01:47 PM
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Well its kinda like this. Had the weekend off for the tourney but, a few things came up and never got down.
Now, with this time off we hit every store from the Lee outlets in Mass. to every local store in our area.
We did have a small agenda to get a new patio set, which we did but, I waited outside many of women's fitting room this weekend boys and the only one I really enjoyed was the Victoria's Secrets.
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Well its kinda like this. Had the weekend off for the tourney but, a few things came up and never got down.
Now, with this time off we hit every store from the Lee outlets in Mass. to every local store in our area.
We did have a small agenda to get a new patio set, which we did but, I waited outside many of women's fitting room this weekend boys and the only one I really enjoyed was the Victoria's Secrets.

Dude...you better be getting alot of extra credit for fishing time.
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Dude...you better be getting allot of extra credit for fishing time.
Give the man a cigar.....

I don't mind taking her shopping when she wants to go, she always has let me do what I want, with-in reason.

I can pack up and head up into the Adirondacks camping for a night and call her at work on the way, she's cool with things like that.

Heading to Jersey, No problem but, if like last weekend, we had a first communion, had to do it. I actually try to get her to come down when I head to NJ fishing, would love for her to be along......

OK, fine print.... she was watching me type the above but ,is gone now...wew.
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