Pantyhose -- the Naked Truth

[Frank Daignault]

it has come tomy attention that there is confusion over pantyhose as a suitable measure of places in time.

From memory, it seems that panty hose went into widespread use, either during the 60s or early 70s. For women, this was a much more convenient way to wear stockings and was popular with them. Prior to that they wore stockings with garters which attached to a garter belt (Man, I don't know if I can do this.) If you have as vivid an imagination as I have memory, try to envision a woman wearing only the stockings, garters -- which are like short suspenders -- I don't know if I can do this -- and the belt. The sight of that is enough to make a rutt buck stand in the middle of an Interstate to chllenge a 20 Ton Kenworth.

in (screw the capitol letters, this is important) the backdrop of having seen that more than a few times in one's formative years your girl friend jumps in the back seat with panty hose looking like one of those manikins they sometimes leave in the store window when changing their wardrobe. makes you want to say, "what the **** is this?" . No one, unless they have been drained of all testosterone by a mid-watch vampire, could ever feel right partying with a vacquara that wore those disgusting things -- pantyhose.

Why do you think the Salisbury girls, East Baltimore St, Boston girls, exotic dancers world wide always wear them in their act? I think that even youngies, when they see a dancer wearing stockings and an umbrella and long gloves must kind of get awesomely arbital. What sez yuz?

Frank

[Frank Daignault]

it has come tomy attention that there is confusion over pantyhose as a suitable measure of places in time.

From memory, it seems that panty hose went into widespread use, either during the 60s or early 70s. For women, this was a much more convenient way to wear stockings and was popular with them. Prior to that they wore stockings with garters which attached to a garter belt (Man, I don't know if I can do this.) If you have as vivid an imagination as I have memory, try to envision a woman wearing only the stockings, garters -- which are like short suspenders -- I don't know if I can do this -- and the belt. The sight of that is enough to make a rutt buck stand in the middle of an Interstate to chllenge a 20 Ton Kenworth.

in (screw the capitol letters, this is important) the backdrop of having seen that more than a few times in one's formative years your girl friend jumps in the back seat with panty hose looking like one of those manikins they sometimes leave in the store window when changing their wardrobe. makes you want to say, "what the **** is this?" . No one, unless they have been drained of all testosterone by a mid-watch vampire, could ever feel right partying with a vacquara that wore those disgusting things -- pantyhose.

Why do you think the Salisbury girls, East Baltimore St, Boston girls, exotic dancers world wide always wear them in their act? I think that even youngies, when they see a dancer wearing stockings and an umbrella and long gloves must kind of get awesomely arbital. What sez yuz?

Frank

[Backbeach Jake]

The wife wants to know what I've been reading on the internet this time. She won't believe that I was at a fishing site.

don't forget, it's supposed to be a day on the beach

[Joe]

Frank, , JOe

Its 4 hours for me to drive to fish the surf. I do it often. It will always be worth it.!!

[surfermike]

My ex-wife occasionally wore thigh-high's which were like stockings without the garter belt. Not quite the same effect but they sure beat the hell out of pantyhose. Pantyhose remind me of something a grandmother would wear

[Frank Daignault]

I forgot to mention -- perhaps because my imagination had the better of me -- the stockings should be black and the girl should be wearing high heels. I think the umbrella would be tasteful in red, don't you?

Frank

[rwrigley]

Ahhhhhh, yes. Times of yore - when big stripers were plentiful and pretty girls wore stockings. Want to know a secret? You can bring stockings back in much the same way that the striper population has been replenished. Be proactive (go to a lingerie store in your mall and buy the setup for her) - a little support/TLC and you'll be back in the good ol' days in no time. Girls are like fish - figuring out what makes them bite is the hardest part.

That's my two cents for the day.

"A bad night fishing is better than a good day at work"

[Frank Daignault]

Don't know if I could go into one of those stores, unless I said it was for my niece's party.

Frank

[rone]

Frank, "nothing like stockings and thongs", one time my wife knew i was going out striper fishing for the night and boy did i wind up changing my mind for that nights plans. Black stockings with a black thong and see through top. Enough to make any man in his right mind go out of it.
Well i guess you can figure the rest. Unfortunately, that was the last time i seen that, "Its kind of uncomfortable you know", but i keep trying like, "I can stay home tonight if you wear, you know" and i get the look.

What the hell does this have to do with "ask frank"? You had to remind me of what i don't get anymore. At least stripers don't turn me down.

[NFMaloney]

in college we saw the transition from garters to pantyhouse to unshaven legs (as a political statement)...if they (the vast right-wing conspiracy) can score a picture of Hillary and her 'commrades' at Wellesley College with un-shaven legs mayby the enviro-nazis will be kept out of power and beach access will be saved...

(written tongue-in-cheek..., somewhat...)

and rone, been there had that done...forget about it...it happens mayby once in marriage...

[Otterboy]

Now Mr. D really has my attention!! Haven't been to this site in a while, glad to see you guys are still discussing the finer points of striperology!!!

PS.The Foxy Lady in Providence and Brockton starts their free legs+eggs buffet on Friday mornings at 6am!! Plenty of stockings+thongs to go around, the perfect ending to a night on the surf...and they don't even care how fishy we smell!!! -O'boy

Small Boat, Big Fish

[Frank Daignault]

Another big point that has to be "made". Black is only good on a white girl. If the girl is black, she should be wearing white stockings. We do, after all, want to allow everybody to play

Frank

[Redbone]

Yes, yes during mutual torid pasion I enjoy ripping a womens nylons off. I like it alot. They are some sexy things. Although you cant deny a set of great naked tanned legs in a mini skirt with heels either. It is just a rarer ocurence-nylons make all girls or most girls legs look great.

[Tautog Rich]

Thigh highs, heels, nicely made up, maybe nice pearls. Nowadays the girls are wearing some kind of low heel set up and once in awhile I see some kind of giant clunky heel thingie that maybe they should wear holding a cup rattling coins around. Bra? Maybe if its one of those half way up the balloons jobbies, lotsa lace. Sometimes all that can make me forget fishing for a whole 5 minutes or so. Whoops, showin' my age again!

[Frank Daignault]

What is it about a heel that makes a leg look so ?

What is it about cleavage that makes a woman look so ?

What is it about black that makes you lose interest in fishin'?

Most important, why is them things the first things they learn?

Frank