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Old 02-25-2006, 08:45 AM
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An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be
careful about trying these techniques at home. "

"Why?" asked somebody from the audience.

"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She
made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying
a single item at a time.

One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"

"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.

"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make breakfast.
Now I do it in ten."
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Old 02-25-2006, 09:21 AM
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Good One

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Old 02-25-2006, 02:46 PM
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That is one to pass along! Thanks as always nverrude!
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Old 02-25-2006, 03:03 PM
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Rule #1
Keep your mouth SHUT!

Thats what works best for me anyway

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