Fishing Or Sex?
#19 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish
with you once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you
Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the
Internet if you become famous.
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you
fished with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have
to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she
won't object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you
Fish by yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to
wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighbor-
hood to buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office,
tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you
without getting sued for Fishing harassment.
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have
to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the
rest of your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner
loses interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation
primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just
Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?
The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.
Education does not guarantee intelligence.
Prepare for the worst and you won't be disappointed.
Re: Fishing Or Sex?
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~Henry David Thoreau
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