First things first.
Being in CT you either have to say "Stripe-ud Bass", the way Frank Daignault (aka "Mr. Smarty") does, OR you have to write this down as *S T R I P E R* (note the single letter "P")
Not nice to introduce your 6 yo to "strippers"... way too early!
BTW, *WE ARE JUST KIDDING Y'ALL*
... welcome to the site!